A Conversation with two Canadians during the Polar Vortex
(Canuck A is coming in from outside)
Canuck A: Holy crap it’s like ‘Game of Thrones’ out there.
Canuck B: What were you doing outside?
Canuck A: Digging the car out.
Canuck B: Eh? I’m staying in for the rest of the month.
Canuck A: But, we’re out of poutine! You know, sustenance.
Canuck B: I’ve got a hoard of pemmican and mac n’ cheese for just such occasions.
Canuck A: Alright, wanna stay in and drink beer?
Canuck B: Well this sure ain’t coffee in this mug.