Top 10 Golf Balls for 2019*
#1 Noodle – This is the top ball. Why, because it is
clearly the best choice for any thoughtful person.
If you want to be like the rest of the boorish apes on the
course go ahead and use a different brand.
#2 Titleist – Honestly I think the success of this company is due
mostly to the brand geniuses putting the word tit in the name.
Decent balls I suppose.
#3 Taylor Made – These are really good balls. You can’t
go wrong here – well made – just don’t lose them with your wilder
#4 Callaway – A true gentleman’s ball for a gentleman’s game.
If you are the type to ridgidly follow dress codes and
ettiquette then this is the refined ball for you.
#5 Top Flite – The “Champs” of golf balls.
#6 Vapor – A nice appealing brand name here for golf players that like to vape or do drugs on and off the course. It remains to be seen if these loyal smoke suckers can actually golf.
#7 Vice- Everybody has a vice so why not make golf yours!?
#8 Precept – If you like to envision your ball going in under par every hole you might be overthinking it. let this ball do all the thinking for you with it’s amazing gift of sight.
#9 Bridgestone Golf – Well it’s not quite a tire, but don’t blame me if your ball smells of recycled rubber.
#10 Srixon Z Star XV – Finally a ball for zombies and zombie appreciators. “Fore!” “Oh don’t worry that’s not a golf player, just another undead wanderer.”
*please note – there is nothing scientific or logical about these rankings – Literally just had a bunch of balls lying around and made an arbitrary list. Enjoy!